Good Women Are Hard To Find!

February 4th, 2009

Two men are out just fishing quietly and drinking beer.

Almost silently, so as not to scare the fish, Bob says, ‘I think I’m gonna divorce my wife. She hasn’t spoken to me in over 2 months.’

Jim continues slowly sipping his beer then thoughtfully says,  ’You better think it over, Bob.

Women like that are hard to find.’

Recession proof business - Beat the credit crunch

November 12th, 2008

If you had purchased £1,000 of Northern Rock shares one year ago it would now be worth £4.95.

If you had purchased £1,000 of HBOS shares earlier this week your £1,000 would have been worth £16.50

If you had invested £1, 000 in XL Leisure it would now be worth less than £5

But if you had bought £1000 worth of Stella Artois one year ago, drank it all, then took the empty cans to an aluminium re-cycling plant, you would get £214. So based on the above statistics the best current investment advice is to drink heavily and re-cycle.

Funny Stuff not to be taken seriously

November 12th, 2008

Every now and then we will come across an e-mail that makes us laugh. Now you may have seen them already but if not hopefully you will enjoy them as much as we did. 

Remember, we are not saying we agree with or endorse anything in these postings, just that we found them amusing. In times like this, you need to keep your sense of humour.

Enjoy!